Looking forward to maybe someday hanging out with pals again...
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Recently I've started a new series of spoooky illustrations! I'll be making a paranormal painting for each letter of the alphabet and the ten numerals. Stay tuned for more!
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$531 for mandrake poultice?? I’ve got 10 pounds in the yard!
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Did you know that 94% of witches could have prevented injuries by stretching before cursing?
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Sure, I went to a lot of witch burnings as a teen, but I learned what gettin roasted REALLY means in my 30s
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I’ve been afraid to open the cursed cabinet ever since grandma left me the family black hole...
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Get back mothersucker u don’t know me like that
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You’re the mouse of the house now
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My white #whale is staying up past 10pm on Friday
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Happy #inktober! Time to kick back some cold ones with ur bois
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Just a few of my favorite things
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porcelain berries for porcelain boys
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Brewed up my weekly Essence of Emotional Baggage
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My parents have a young doberman and I miss that enormous, perfect dweeb alllllmost more than my family
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Draw the accidental greenhouses you want to see in the world. From Hotel California: http://bit.ly/teenyrobots-hotelca
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When bae thinks u can't cook
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My next project is a post-water-scarcity romp through the Deep South and it’s coming soon to a 2020 near you.